Monday, September 29, 2003

So veraendert sich die Sachen...| Die Lehrerin explodiert!

Wells...the tagboard is here, so use it...i'm done with the comments function liao. haha. Boredom....by the way, happy birthday to me? haha. not many know...i guess it doesn't really matter anyway....>.< yeah but anyways. Schraudy blew up today. I was the target....bleah, no right to do so man....blow up for no good reason at all! hmmmmph! Quite pissed lar. wanna kill someone. haha...grrrr...anyways...jas has come up with the perfect plan, i'm not saying what it is...but....you ARE reading this. I know you are, so to save yourself and others a LOT of hurt i guess you know what to do...and don't turn my tagboard into a warzone....it's very possible.....-.- *sighs* muz go n work again...scheiss....

Sunday, September 28, 2003

Leute Ruhe geben | Unendliche Arbeit

This part is for the LEPers only...Halloechen ihr alle...der hat mir erzaehlt, er gibt die Mabel auf...ich glaube, wir muessen jetzt nix vieles machen...ihr wisst ja, "a cornered animal is most dangerous..." wenn er maybe ruhe gibt, dann sollen wir ihn auch nicht erpressen oder? alles hat ein Grenze das glaub ich schon....

This part is about unendliche Arbeit... - neverending work...Yes i have finished correcting the first coursework but there still leave some to reduce, which is quite Scheisse since SOMEONE won't give me tips on how to do the reducing...grrrrrr.....and German orals are coming around soon so....bleargh!! how?? terrible leh....quite stressed. Supposed to have the Oral stuff ready. Guess I'll crap it up tomolo. Biotechnology...hahaha...zui na shou! bleah...and for the 2nd Kursarbeit....wah leo. Write write write about making the content clear. OKAY BUT HOW AM I GONNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT CLEARER?! I admit i was crapping quite a bit. but if you don't want facts, then i can't really give so much!!

Wells. I'm drained. pooped. bleah. ciao

Friday, September 26, 2003

Ich kann klettern!! | The day is coming...

Yeah hey you all...finally went rock-climbing today!! Yeah....climb from like 1+ pm to 5 pm...covered 1 wall, 2 sides with 4 climbs. Not enuff if u ask me...despite having legs which are exhausted and also tired arms...not as tired as my fingers though! haha....cuz i did 1 speed climb...not bad, clocked the wall in 59 seconds...but still nt gd enuff...still can reduce because i got stuck nearing the top...hmmm. bleah....

Got a couple injuries too...nothing serious, just a ropeburn and a bad abrasion, both on the left hand...which means i'm still functional!! hahaha...very gian to climb again soon...maybe after A's. Every week go and climb...there are 7 more routes at SAFRA Yishun waiting to be discovered. hahaha...wenn ihr mir glaubt! Anyway...anyone wanting to join can join lah....always waiting for more pple...hahaha. Ohh....SOMEONE came down today. wif her boi!! wells. u cannot pang seh me le...hahahaha....ohh wells.

Got the Enlistment Notice today. 14th January. What the fuck. So early? But early in early out...yeah....the countdown begins ab heute!

Thursday, September 25, 2003

Krieg ist vorbei

Hallo ihr alle da draussen...War is over. I am pleased to announce that. As for Maths S, I will consider myself a genius with 40 marks and celebrate if i pass. hahaha....echt!! dun believe...hmmmmf. hahaha. anyways...

My Bloginality is ENTP!!!

Take the test. btw. no answers for the psycho test? haha...it's not that difficult!

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Noch mal Abschied nehmen | Wie schreibt man eine Arbeit wenn man nix kapiert?? | Psycho-Analyse

Hey you all out there...the Undertaker's Graveyard Symphony was playing just now...pretty much reflects my mood about Maths S...I'm already a dead man, hello...everything so cheem....hai. compared to Chemistry S (S for simple here) it's like....tian yuan zhi bie (the difference between heaven and hell).... umm yeah. >.<

Bio 3 was surprisingly easy. Blazed the paper. haha...I think by some twist of fate I will score better for bio this time than maths...hai...i think no 4 A's lor. all because of Math. Math. Stupid. Idiot. Dummkopf. Scheisskopf. hai....so saddening! And the problem is I hardly check for mistakes; there's no time! How do you do it so that it's fast, accurate, and impressive? *sighs* maybe i'm not that gifted there...Or it's because i'm arrogant and useless...i really don't know. =( But still there is a question waiting to be answered....

Will Guojun get an A for Biology? Stay tuned! *smirks*

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Na das war's! This is for my xiao mei and da jie (coincidentally smallest mei and biggest jie ARE siblings. haha) ya....Angeline jie...you go le wor...take care over dere k? ren zai ta xiang wun be easy de...but if u're (and me) are lucky hor, i can get a scholarship n go germany to study...next year...haha...u think can anot? You say lor. I think i will get eme mei to send you a pic of me botak...let u laugh abit lor. come back le hor muz go climbing wif me....promise leh....haha...anyway, must take care!! winter's coming and it's gg be cold...but UK nt as cold as Germany...confirm + guarantee + 3 months warranty + chop...di went germany last november. November 3 already -1 deg C at nite. haha...zai anot? throughout winter in UK wun below 0 one...lucky u...still, wind blow can freeze one. >.< keke...

And eme ar. jiayou for exams...zui hou de chong ci is now lor....muz pia k? den kor'll see u soon =P and ya i think i'll have fun this friday, as long as it doesn't rain can le...=) help me bai bai abit maybe the weather will be good n sunny...den finally i can tan...yeahh~ wo yao!! ni yao bu yao?? ni pa hei ma?? hei mei she me hao pa de. haha...Ok anywaes...dun nid to take trip sci n only 1 humans...O level u muz do super super well for lit if not u will bang diao. i tink is betta for u if u take bio chem hist n lit...trust me, bio chem much more fun than physics chem...tt's y i come JC i drop physics n take bio. It's not difficult also lor...like no formulae to mug. after all, mei, kor said b4 le. this is your time, this is your life so you just go live it the way you want it okay? It's not a disadvantage also. really....i won't bluff u rite?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Psycho-analysis: To test if you're psychotic...

Here are a pair of words. I will give you another word and use the first word you think of to complete the pair.

LOVE is to MURDER as HATRED is to ?

Think about it. au revoir!

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Der Krieg geht weiter... | Mathe ist Scheisse!

Hallo ihr alle da draussen...were you wondering what kind of war i'm referring to? It's the war against the examinations!! bleargh....Let's do a quick recap! Maths 2 was....ugh. careless mistakes here and there, got the differential equation wrong, some PnC wrong, careless mistake...well if i don't screwup anywhere bad for stats i guess i'll be okay... current cap: 90 plus my current cap for Math 1: 80 gives me a grand cap of 85. >.< That's really ugly. I was talking to Gladys last night, she's not too happy too but her maths...wah lao...I should stop being so arrogant and REALLY CHECK for mistakes. -.- i'm useless...why do i feel that way? >.<

Studying Plant Biotech now. Hydroponics. An intensive high density way of cultivating plants of high economic value efficiently. There is a Liquid culture and Aggregate culture and Closed and Open systems. to know more, go and study yourself! hahaha...

Ooh. went to pia gelato yesterday. Gelato heaven...was i back in Venice? because Woon came down lah. bleah. hahaha...yay...10 scoops! finally...*burps* okay. pig. grrr. Control!

Thursday, September 18, 2003

Abschied nehmen

Heys...Sam jie leaves today...=( another year! miss her. ahh wells. byes jie!

Life is good i think....bio and chem haven't been all that difficult. I DO have 3 papers tomolo though, stupid german. grrr. pissing me off man. but anyway...maths more important...so i guess i won't study german again...haha...so mean rite? sorry lah...u expect me not to study maths?! wah then i fail liao lor. haha...=) good luck!

Monday, September 15, 2003

Automatische Schreiben

Grrr...I feel so stupid now...all cuz of automatic writing! Consider the equation below...

For the equation x² + 3x – 3 = 0, find the values of x

You would expect to use the formula x = -3+-√(21)⁄2. Right?

Well, instead of -3 i put in -6 all the way. wtf...I didn't even spot the error! What's more when i tried to work it out at home hor...i also put 6...that's automatic writing for you. Lost about 11 marks liao. Luckily still got paper 2, can pia one. Stats...it shouldn't be that difficult as paper 1 lor...kena bang for maclaurin's expansion (forgot to sub 0) this graph one and vectors...amounts to a deficit of about 10+ marks. wah lanz...feeling damn stupid now. -.-

Saturday, September 13, 2003

Sich Gedenken machen

Hey you all out there...it was pretty misty outside my place this morning and as i happened to get up early enough, i just spent the time gazing into the mists...it's a very natural phenomenon, mist, don't you agree? But think deeper. It's that and more.

Mists are very much like dreams; there is some magic in tautoSave=false

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

Mathe durchfallen | das Quatscherei

Hallo ihr alle da draussen...so sieht's aus: I'm gonna fail math...why? I'm really rusty at everything...it's like you know what's going on but you're really very rusty...you can't seem to get anything done...I mean you do but you make all sorts of stupid really stupid mistakes...*sighs* at this rate i guess i'll get at most a B for math? And that's really not nice. -.- *sighs* it's happening...i just know i'm not gonna do well...but you don't do anything about it...like the Kid Rock song goes - I'm COCKY!! *sighs* die die die...

Yesterday we went safra wor. butbutbut...pity was tt...i didn't get to meet eme! =( sorry sorry very sorry lah mei...I only got ur sms at 11pm...cuz my fone ran out of batt...sian diao lor. i heard you also quite sian diao...very sorry!! Like i said, u free and join me n my friends to climb wall hor, is free. i qing ke. haha...my class guys now super gian to pia rock wall also. i also don't know why. Anyway if you're asking why I only offer this hor...its cuz that's the only fun thing which is currently up for grabs...see how if later something else comes up, also can...dun rob me can le...

Looking on the bright side, if she came to see me, i'd have thrown all my face away le...yesterday's bowling was like my sibei off day...for first game i clean drain for the first 4 frames lor. wtf. Then power start to return...I dun believe it, I am the worst bowler in my class guys...even mr ho scored like...donno how many strikes in a row. Those which shld have strike wor all get 9. wtf wtf wtf....disgusting! wah liew eh in the end i only got like 2 spares lor...-.- really felt like _|_ lah dammit...after prelims we gg again...hopefully betta luck lor...also gonna climb rock wall...always my hobby...haha. very gian to climb, you all should see the walls at safra!! Competition is held there what...their walls are standard. haha

Anyway yesterday's studying wasn't...much? *sighs* why don't we ever get anything done? I think we are behaving more and more like Socrates...instead of claiming rather egoistically how good we actually are and how much we know, we actually began the art oif discourse...which is, to talk cock? noooo...to ask qns...ask ask ask ask until i only studied 2 chapters of bio. -.- wth...hai nmind lah it's meant to be...spent the whole evening doing math...i can't believe it. ciao ciao...

Sunday, September 07, 2003

Der Kampf gegen Langweile | Nichts lernen

Hallo ihr alle da draussen...jetzt bin ich so weit: I haven't like done any real preparation yet, but still i'm slacking the days away...Is this hubris, the pride before a fall? Well I hope this fall is hard enough...so it will shock me back into my senses...really...ploetzlich bin ich wieder da und sonst sowas. anyhow...I'm so bored at home!!! Went to my dad's office yestiddy to mug. MUG. bleah. never mind lah at least you DO get something done...I can hardly get anything done at home...computer is as distracting as anything...*sighs* die le....

Anyhow, I shall have to battle boredom and do the following:

1. Kursarbeit schreiben
2. Lernen!!
3. mich ausruhen
4. fit bleiben

Not impossible but i DO have a week and everyone only has 7 days in a week and 24 hours every day...not quite enough! But wells. ciao!

Thursday, September 04, 2003

Langweile... | Das Psycho-Test

That's why I had to resort to doing quizzes. -.-

Cheerful
You're the cheerful smile,the one that's truly
happy with almost everything you do and would
never change your life.


What Kind of Smile are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Well, I didn't know that.


You're Ryan Dunn! Random Hero!


Which Member of MTV Jackass Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

And I thought I would be Johnny Knoxville...hahaha

And something for you all: just leave your comments if you read this and I'll analyse you...haha. Okay. Let's assume there's this guy John. He's at a funeral for a member of his family who passed on lately. Anyway, he met this really beautiful and charming girl who touched his heart. She wasn't from his family, but she was there because someone she knew was at the funeral. Madly in love in her, he knew that he didn't have much chances. The next day, someone in his family died. Why? leave your comments! -ciao

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Muede muede... | Traum-Theorie | In Scheisse sitzend...

Hallo ihr alle da draussen...wrote GP today...never knew what brain-drain means huh? Well, sitting for GP has to be it...you just sit there and stretch your brain for things...here is an excellent example of chemical energy to kinetic energy and psychical output...

Fun fact: The brain consumes 20% of all the glucose, or food in your body. And, brain cells use exclusively glucose.

Glucose in blood stream -> fuels thought processes in brain
|
-> ATP in hand muscles to write frantically and desprately

Simple enough? Really lor...sial la. Essay wasn't half bad, but...comprehension. compre compre....it sucked leh. The passages were fun...i'll grant you that. but it sucked. haha...bah! it's over, so leave it be...after all I DO have a free day tomolo. Ausschlafen!! haha

Now for some Dream Theory...ahem.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dreams are completely egoistical. What does this mean? It means that of all the dream content, more often than not will you be able to identify some component which actually reflects YOU. your ego, more exactly. Well, either your ego is directly expressed, or if you dream of someone, and that someone alone, then you would be able to find some part of your ego somewhere, cleverly disguised. Think about that the next time you dream...

Now it's about reversals within dreams...reversals are like...dreaming opposite? Well, it is yet another mechanism by which a dream expresses its content...by reversing dreams. For example, let's say you have a part of history which you don't quite agree with. So, your dream thoughts are reversed in that they fulfil the wish: "waere das so! or, if things were this way..." Thus, if the dream content makes no sense at all...no don't make dollars...but reverse some parts of the content: For example, let's say you dreamt of going to work on Sundays. Maybe you were eyeing such an unusual job but didn't get it, so you dreamt it. If only I got the job would be the wish lying beneath, although it hardly makes sense to work on Sundays. Note that chronological reversals can appear too, where the effect is displayed before the cause. If you don't understand the mechanism of reversal, condensation, so on and so forth, interpreting dreams won't be easy at all...

Why is life so sian...I need pullups. so long...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HINZUFUEGUNG: Dude, can you believe I wrote about the same thing for essay as the dude in front? Why on earth did he have to include Descartes when I just did...dang it sial...I don't think we're gonna get banged but i feel that people are gonna get suspicious...like...COME ON....argh! Deshalb sitze ich gerade in Scheiss und rede darueber!! Hoffe das wir beide nicht verarscht werden! -.- Oh well...C'est la vie!

Monday, September 01, 2003

Nach dem Tranieren

Totally exhausted legs. Endorphin high. 6+ klicks under my feet. Todmuede. Need I say more? I think I am fat. =(