Saturday, May 14, 2005

Blogger is fucked up! | Tod gearbeitet | Crantini | College Day | Gewitter

Hallo ihr alle da draussen...Blogger is fucked up. It ate 2 super long entries so...unceremoniously...and yes i am pissed...Sigh. All fucked up! Can't even pour out my woes after slogging my guts out for the last week...Maggots. Sigh. Just thinking of it already changes my mood to become more like the current weather outside. Da draussen ist ein Gewitter...(=storm)...so...na ja. Mir wird's ärgerlich, wenn ich daran denke. Na also, so denke ich nicht mehr daran.

The past 5 days have been simply killer. A display at HQ Medical Corps at Nee Soon camp for teacher trainees, where we were required to drag our tired asses down there at 0630 every morning from Monday to Thursday just to Action Front. Sigh. In between, we endured rain and shine, talked alot of cock, fooled around with my digital camera, and did a lot more retarded stuff. But it was rotten. Going there early in the morning just to power up the 2 ATGs (Antenna Trailer Group, for the uninitiated) which were positioned such that they formed a gateway for the display.

Couldn't they have gotten stone lions instead? I'm sure they're cheaper...at least they don't come at one HDB block...apiece!

Wow. A flash of lightning just dazzled me. Maggots. Don't you just love electrical storms?

Anyway, yours truly learnt a lot from the display...things like...

1. How to smoke out. (Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SAF's newest acquisition, the Patriot missile. No...it's not an antenna...)
2. How to exaggerate. (Our radar can track a housefly flying across our antenna! I shit you not!)
3. That teachers can have attitude problems. (We're just here for the souveniers. Can we fuck off to the shade now?)
4. That the a/m can be dealt with. (Thanks to your dearest uncle, Hoo.)
5. Slip, Slap, Slop for disgusting tanlines! (That's slip on your smartest 4, slop on some bronzing liquid, and slap on your beret.)
6. That raw military power is what draws the attention of the masses.

Regarding point #6, it's fucking true! How dare those maggots summon me, the one-bar general, to go there and become a fucking ornament?! Maggots! All the teachers went to the ultra-cool Commandoes with their SOF gear, or to the Guards with their flashy Light Strike Veehickles. Or to the guns. Destroy, destroy, destroy. Sigh. I think i should have irradiated the entire parade square and showed them POWER. Maggots. And to think School of Arty had cocks like a certain K. which was walking around like some big fuck.

Speaking of big fucks, please click here.

Friday was just crazy admin...helping danny to sort out the packing list for CRESCENDO...too bad lah, he's just as newbie at it as an acting S4 as yours truly is as admin OIC...both of which really suck hardcore...Maggots! Can you believe that boss evac-ed me from Nee Soon on Thursday evening (so that i effectively skipped the entire cease-fire) so that i could come back to work overtime?! I slogged away until 2200 (thanks mel! for the minimum packing list) and nearly missed Chase (linda liao! *swoons*) but still...and this shit carried on to Friday, what with last-minute fuck-ups and estimating the prices and such. Maggots. I hope i'm never Admin OIC again. After running this CRESCENDO/ROLLING THUNDER gig, i hope to be spared. Again, thanks to king also for approximating the cost...hahaha...Luckily i managed to escape the clutches of danny for driving! Heng ah...

Today was college day. Finally, i got to know the girl who's been plaguing Kelvin. Hahaha...maggots. And yifang came down too! Haha...yes hello again cuzzie, been ages since i last saw you or since we last went out...Fun fact: did you know that reuben and kelvin find you very charming and attractive? Shhhh! Let's not tell the whole world!

Just took a 5-minute-long video of the electrical storm outside. Impressive.

Anyway, reuben came over to my place and as usual, when those alcoholic swine (me included) come over, we make drinks...Experimented with a Crantini...if you're wondering, it's a Cranberry Martini. But you already knew that.

Crantini

45ml Vodka
15ml Cointreau
15ml sweet vermouth
90ml cranberry juice

Build, and then stir.


Haha...yes but don't expect to taste too much cranberry despite the high volume inside...Basically, you get an overtone of vermouth, but it's not as overpowering as in a Gin & It...Basically, what lends the drink its taste is the accents of both Cointreau and vermouth...or if you want to put it that way, spiced cranberry juice would do just fine, thank you.

Enjoy!

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