Sunday, April 27, 2003

Hey to all out there....was fuer ein erschoepfendes Tag!! It was Adventure Challenge today...Let's see. Everything was fine for the first component, King of the Hill, but we reached the summit fourth (out of five...argh) so disappointing! but nevermind~ then we went Guilin...es war echt...glatt!!! we slipped and fell down the hill literally hahaha, but we're hardly injured...really!!! hahaha....then we went to West Coast park. Buloh is great lor...can you believed that we got off the bus in the middle of a thunderstorm? even so we donned ponchos and walked it in the end, damn the weather....now how cool is that?? i mean, other groups probably didn't get to do this....and anyway, we did it for fun...fun is the key!!! no fun then nothing works wad...

I'm currently reading up on why dreams are so nonsensical. Unfortunately i cannot tell you why...because i haven't finished reading it. Haahaa...basically it goes like this larhs. When dreaming rite, our sense of causality is hindered or reduced to some extent...so that we are hardly suprised by nonsense. we're not shocked that 3 multipled by 3 is 20, und so weiter...another theory would be that all the logical processes ARE going on, but they're just....so jumbled up that it produces einfach Quatsch!!!

Samantha's coming back soon...miss ya jie. y'all can visit her blog here. hahaha...komm mal die Schule vorbei!!! Besuch uns!!!

Buloh juniors are really driven...really. they ran a LOT lor. hahaha...even we seniors cannot catch up...i tell u we are OLD!! kekeke...wells...take care you all...it is sunday morning. good night.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Hallo ihr alle da draussen! Kommt mir gut ins Feierabend...and how was your day? Wells, i've been doing lots and lots of stuff these 3 days...being a clown i.e., expressing myself more graphically lol, OAC things...they're gonna do the pioneering project on Labour Day. Wow...a day of labour huh? Ok that wasn't funny but...wells. nevermind! this time we're the examiners...hahahaha....must treasure the time with the juniors wad...if not what what?? die liao lor. hahaha...

Just got two new books...The complete Book of Decorative Knots and Freud's Analysis of Dreams...cool huh? I still can't figure out how to do globe knots though, and i need to iron out the differences between crowning and walling knots. It seems i need to get them sorted out before i can really do some beautiful stuff...including plaits, buttons, and all that!!! wow. now i can send people knotwork...haha let me find some fancy rope first.....if you know where i can get fancy multicoloured rope/cord, tell me in the comments section... =D Thank you lots....

As for The Analysis of Dreams... wow. it IS cheem lor. Even though it was written like eons ago...but it still offers a good insight into it all doesn't it? What causes dreams? What do they actually mean?? Did you know that everything, no matter how insignificant, stays in your memory...and that it may be expressed during dreaming? Wow. No wonder you actually dream of things you forgot or even forgot you knew! Yes...i shall read more and place what i feel here.

My ADSL modem is going for servicing. Finally. I miss web radio!! Ich vermisse die Kanzler-Comedy!! hahaha....hey here's something. If there are water-lillies which double exactly in number every day, and given that the lake which these lillies are found can be covered in 100 days, how many days will it take for the lake to be half-filled? Achte auf die gegebene Auskuenft! hahaha...i will tell you the answer soon, so don't bug me. meanwhile you can guess, guess, guess...wo cai wo cai wo cai cai cai~ =P okay....ciao.

Monday, April 21, 2003

Hey ihr alle da draussen! Wie geht's euch? Was ich schreiben werde, werdet ihr wohl nicht so nett finden...aber ja. scheiss drauf. ich schreibe noch...also setze ich mich hin und schimpfe ich einfach weiter:

Okay in English now. My German teach WON'T be back until Friday so....i think i have a few more days of anarchy? anyway, here i am in the German Room and i'm scolding...wells! I have a truckload of work to do which I WON'T finish in time...screw it all!! i don't think she can force us into doing much more work right? She's all about attitude now....the worst part is about choice-making!! She says it like "I was just suggesting that......" and you know that translated into "you really should be doing...." yea. talk about being the real you!! *hai*...so sian...got to work some more.

So much for a cheap thrill. mooohahahahaha. =D

Sunday, April 20, 2003

Hallo wieder...a full day of OAC...leaving me so shacked and drained...No more energy to move myself anymore sial...what did i do??

Well, i've sort of been on my feet since 7 am. Went to Bukit Timah and Guilin for recce for the Adventure Challenge 1st and 2nd components, then ran all around Singapore to complete the thing, finally doing a recce on Bedok in the Neighbourhood Challenge. now i am almost out of energy...so i shan't type more. -zzzzz- good night.

Friday, April 18, 2003

Hey ihr alle da draussen! Kommt mir gut ins Feierabend...jetzt kommt Ostern rum...also. Wie war die Woche? Ich hoffe, dass alles problemlos gelaufen sind...Ich bin froh, da jemand mir endlich geschrieben hat. Danke dir, jie. =) Jetzt ist Zeit zum Faulenzen!!! Weil ich morgen nicht faulenzen darf. ich werd' die ganze Tag beim OAC verbringen...also werde ich total erschoepft sein! Wahrscheinlich komme ich zu Hause und schlafe sofort ein. Nein nein ich werde doch hier!! hahaha...so come and find me!!

What did i do today? Nothing much really...slacked around a bit, then (finally) got myself an A-1H Skyraider to build...soon...well i do need time for my hobbies don't I? and I don't just build models: exercise is my hobby too. hahaha...and this time it's simple enough...wheee~ But i'll have to see when I have the time for it yup.

Had a weird dream last night. The gist of it was: i did something bad and got busted. The Chinese have a saying: ruo yao ren bu zhi, chu fei ji mo wei...(wenn du es lieber geheim behaltet haettest, dann tue es einfach nicht!) I think I'll learn something from this. Nothing secret! Nothing which makes you feel bad! Haha...yeah maybe!!!

Why do I walk around the table when I can't finish the food on it? Can you figure it out??? It is very weird behaviour and certainly not very good table manners. Why why why??? Can you think of a reason which explains this...anomaly?
The chinese saying: chu bu wan dou zhe zou~ =P

Bleah. that was real cold. I miss my jie. I wanna be warm and fuzzy. Draussen blitzt und donnert es. Morgen muss ich in die Schule. Ich will Schlaf. bleah~~~...nites.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Okay...hey you all...back from OAC finally...in such a long stretch...bleah...what did we do today, you might ask...we did Pioneering! =P. What's pioneering? Pioneering is, simply, building structures with rope and spars...thus, a knowledge of lashings, knots and bends are required...for example, the Square Lashing, the Gym Lash, Sheet Bend, would be required to build a simple tripod...Which is what we did today...our juniors (i am proud of them) managed to build one such tripod and let all of us (yes, me included) climb it...i think i went up and down in under 1 minute. but then again, tripods are so easy to scale if you got ladders...with 3 rungs, you can go anywhere. hahaha...ooh. congrats to Evangeline...conquering her height phobia! wheee!!! -.- okay.

Today wasn't particularly interesting...what can i say about wednesdays apart from OAC? hahaha...ooh. I had to dig out my felt jester caps...gonna need them soon. =P Even though they hardly fit on my head now...they still make those jinggly sounds when i walk around!!! yay. so cute. haha...bleah...will i make an Arschloch of myself when i wear them? Hoffentlich nicht!! haha...bought them in Venice last year. I miss Venice terribly...gonna go back there one day...with its pretty cobbled streets...no cars! Boats...it's really a very beautiful city despite all the hustle and bustle of modern urban life. I mean, die Leute muessen sich immer so beeilen, trotzdem hat es eine bestimmte Schoenheit...I mean, where are you gonna find a city with such a history, hardly any modern buildings, but still so bustling with life? It's...just cool. the church bells ring every morning too! how cool is that? to wake to tolling church bells...every morning! Maybe i could do that until i eventually lose my sanity and scream~~~~~ to no end. then i'll jump over the bridge outside Ferrovia. hahaha....anyway...muss abhauen. ciao...

Monday, April 14, 2003

Monday, Monday...bleurgh! I am still exhausted after a day at school! What is going wrong with me? Maybe my body clock is haywiring all over the shop...by the way. Got back German. A!!! yeah...my grades are now A A A C...not half bad, i would say...anyway. how are all of you out there?? I hope you all haf a good weekend like i had. Really. ooh...cool song on the radio...if you're into French dance, here's a treat for you: Kate Ryan - Desenchantee yeaaa....and she's damn chio too. wheeee~~...

Did y'all watch qun xing zhao liang qian wan xin?? Firstly i would say that i really sympathise with the kidney patients and have already made some calls. But did you notice the small print stating 20cents' worth of 'Administrative Fees'?? isn't it just a plot by SingTel to profit?? At the expense of the kidney patients, for whom every little counts!! let me reiterate that. every.little.counts. really. Yes i am a conspiracy theorist...so sue me. =) Oh, i ordered some books from online...Sigmund Freud - The Analysis of Dreams (a classic work, i should add...) and the complete book of decorative knots (yeah i am finally getting around to expanding my knowledge of knots apart from what i know...which i am proud to say, already relatively broad compared to the uninitiated :P) At least i'm gonna learn how to do fancy stuff with rope. The problem remains finding sufficiently decorative cord worthy of such work, don't you agree??

The Student Council campaigning was held today. Some of their attitudes are just total scheisse okay. Darum werde ich morgen versuchen, solche Leute zu schlagen! yes, it is time for payback for your shitty attitudes. Hoert ihr mal zu! Something interesting: if you're cheering with like 10 people together with you you wouldn't need to use a bloody microphone. And we can cheer louder than those turds. yes we can. woohoo~ As of now i have 2 people i think i will vote in. the rest? I do hope you all burn in hell if your attitude is like shit and you still dare to appear there. And i do hope you're reading this. hahaha...so, congrats to shuying and evangeline for getting out of there. I don't want to have to gun them down. hahahaha...

Ooh...bin noch erschoepft. also hau ich jetzt ab!! ciao...

Saturday, April 12, 2003

Hallo wieder. It's a bright Saturday morning...which I decided to kick off by jogging from my home to school. it takes only 35 minutes! wow. But very trying...i'm shacked now. I went to school for breakfast with the oac folks, then simply...went home. >.< but i was damn tired larhs. lol..they go play football leh!! FOOTBALL~ so yea. went home and showered...anyway i'm just gonna say schoenen guten Morgen, ihr alle da draussen!! =X loll...

Got my results back yesterday...I think everyone wants a piece of me now. perhaps cut into little pieces and deep-fried in tempura powder. Why you would ask me. Wells i just got an A for math and chem and a C for bio...I expect someone to run up to me and cut deep gashes in my back and then i'll collapse in a pool of dark red blood...bleargh. bad dreams!!!!

Do you listen to techno and dance music? Try Sunshine Live Radio! wir sind unter euch. hahaha...but my dad thinks it's arabic music. loll...cool huh?!

Phyllis dear...i didn't get your guestbook entry. no matter. Write me yea!! miss ya tons.....i miss everyone tons!!! i miss my jie, i miss phyllis, gladys mei wouldn't talk to me yest....kah yee...you will never stand alone okay?? hai...i think outside of njc, my friends are really getting farfarfarfar away!!!! *sighs*

Gonna go for lunch. ciao y'alll.....take care yup....

Thursday, April 10, 2003

Wieder frei zu sein...

Hey ihr alle...endlich sind die verdammte Pruefungen vorbei!! Trotzdem...bin ich nicht freigelassen. warum? Ich erzaehle euch spaeter...wie jetzt. =P

Okay y'all...those exams are over!! And also my freedom. =( I think today is the earliest day I will be able to go home in a very long time...why? Because my timetable is really screwed up...can you believe I have 2 practicals one after the other? Personally, I still don't believe it...*grrr*...would it work if I directed negative energy towards my timetable?? hahaha...no...i should open my mind and become psychic. Argh shit...David Blaine is influencing me...I'm gonna learn how to read minds!! Yeah...i'm gonna LEARN how to read minds...mooohahahaha... *haix*

Learnt something new today. Learnt how to tie a Turk's Head...it's a knot really which is decorative...use it to secure anything round...double and triple the knot to achieve a tighter and even more showy...too bad i can't upload photos here if not you would have gotten a really beautiful shot. Of me tying it of course. In case you forgot, my world revolves around ME. hahahaha...it's seems complex but actually is quite easy to tie...just believe in yourself. :P

Bleargh. i'm getting weak. i can only do sets in such a pattern: 20 decline pumping - 20 situps - 20 diamond pumping - 1 minute lateral tension x 2....so weak!!!! i must do something. maybe go on a diet. then i will be thinner, thinner......thinner....when i am thinner i can dissolve paint and clean dirty surfaces. hmmm.don't know lah. school reopen liao...si le....really lorh...now i like tan te bu an...dunno wud's wrong. bleahh!!!!

If water flows out of a tap at dV/dt = 10, why does a sphere of radius 90cm take forever to fill?
On the tap please...

Before i go...jie. wenn du hier vorbeilaeufst...schreib in meinem Gaestebuch...das waere ganz schoen von dir. =) und auch..hat meine Lehrerin dir besprochen?? hoffe, dass dein Problem nicht mehr ist! vermisse dich...and to you all out there...CIAO!

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

Achtung: alles auf Deutsch geschrieben! (everything's in german!!)

Hey ihr alle da draussen...ihr fragt wohl, warum ich auf Deutsch schreibe...ich schreibe heute auf Deutsch, da ich morgen eine Arbeit schreiben muss! Ich habe heute morgen wieder deutsche Radio gehoert...Ich empfehle euch, dass ihr dieses Radio fangt und hoert...94,3 R.S.2 Berlin! ganz schoenes! besonders das Kanzler-Comedy, aber es laeuft heutzutage bei jedem Funkstation! trotzdem...ist ja gut. Leider kann ich es jetzt nicht hoeren...und ich glaube auch, das soll das letzte Mal, bei dem ich Jochen und Katrin hoeren kann...=( werde euch vermissen! keke..."Das Leben ist hart, aber ich bin GERHARD!!" nur beim 94,3!! lolll ja wenn ich jeden morgen zu diesem Radio-Programm aufstehen koennte! =( Wahrscheinlich werde ich diese Wunsch erfuellen, wenn ich es schaffe, nach Berlin studieren zu gehen!!! =X geht mal vorbei: hier!!SuperMix!!

und na ja. Kommt mir gut ins Feierabend...ihr alle, seid ihr noch in die Schule? Arbeitest du wohl? Oder faulenzet ihr alle zu Hause? Ich mag Faulenzen. Das ist total cool, die ganze Tag zu Hause zu verbringen, und dich nicht umzuziehen, und spaet einschlafen und spaeter aufstehen...=X Das werde ich sehr vermissen...also muss ich ab heute wieder frueh einschlafen! (wenn halb eins morgens frueh waere...) ich habe auch gehoert, dass wir beim Bio Scheisserei gemacht haben...genau, SCHEISSEREI! Ich glaube, dass wir alle ganz gleich eine Arbeit wieder schreiben muessen! Ja, wir arme. =( Schau mal, wir haben doch versucht, alles gut zu machen...also wie ich immer sage, ihr erwachsene, ihr versteht uns nie!!!

Ja. alles klar...ich spreche jetzt den PAD-Freunden, die mich besuchen...hey ihr alle! Was geht ab?? muss wieder in die Schule!!! ICH LIEBE FAULENZEN!!! So, schlafe ich einfach ein, ohne auf die Arbeit vorzubereiten. Dann sterbe ich. hahaha... naaa...Schatz, schreibe mal in meinem Gaestebuch! Schreibe auf Deutsch, dann bleibt es unsere Geheimnis...richtig? keke...ich hoffe, dass es bei euch wieder warm wird...dann koennt ihr spazieren gehen und sich fit machen und so was. vermisse euch ganz...also, seid gut!!!

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

First things first. Let's be thankful for small favours (like the gift of creativity. =P) Thanks kah yee...it seems i found two substitutes so i got it all done. =) tonite's all final touches...i'm gonna be done soon~ and speaking of which, school reopens!!! jia you leh, jiayi...bio and chem is tough. heck i screwed bio...khoo they all gonna kpkb me again...fear sia~...

yeah! wells...german is on thursday for about SIX hours...only. lol well we have breaks don't we?? hope so. if not i'll die of exhaustion...speaking of which. why do people die of exhaustion? do they run out of ATP so quickly? i think i am getting fat. really. ooh samantha jie's coming back in 3 weeks...miss her loads. keke...but i think she's kinda busy or my email's screwed...a combination of both would be most probable. :X wells.....i think i shall go now. yeah! sofort verschwinden!!! abhauen! weggehen! and so on and so forth. loll...take care y'all..

Monday, April 07, 2003

1 whole day on badminton at Leng Kee CC, Redhill. hahaha...no wonder my ankles feel like so much jelly. not that i feel particularly bad but i don't like feeling like jelly...so ah gua-ish!! hahaha...then we crapped at queensway....i should avoid going out with OAC on Mondays. why you would ask me...i laugh enough with these folks and i would laugh more back home when i watch TV at 11:30 pm. yes...

shit. just got damn pissed off...it seems a part is missing for my airbrake...and to think i got my father to help me cut the decal into teeny-weeny pieces! what the fuck larhs. i mean...you couldn't waste more effort! he's quite pissed and so am i...someone or something has taken it away because yesterday it was all still there and today one piece is missing. ONE FUCKING PIECE! for ONE side of the airbrakes, so i have to end up sealing both. i am pissed and my dad's pissed...but as he says...if it's around, it'll be around. hmmm...i feel real guilty for making him do that type of sai kang...sheesh! pray for me...that i shall find the missing piece to the puzzle...more often it'll be glued first THEN i'll find it...then all of us will be like -.- wtf.....but that's how the world functions.

Sorry for blowing up. i just got real frustrated so if you are out there and you have my part, you will regret it. Trust me. heck...damn tired...gonna nap for awhile before i get up and watch more TV.

Sunday, April 06, 2003

bleah. had a good day today until the afternoon it seems...sianz rite? but i didn't have as much sleep as i would've gotten me...gonna go play badminton and that whatnot with the OAC folks tom. sheesh...i think i'm gonna make a great big fool of moiself...lilke all of us sometimes do anyway. hahaha...ooh yeah my thing is almost done...just a few finishing touches and it'll be a-okay. =) i think i'm gonna sleep soon...zzzz...hahaha...i can't stand boredom much...wells they gave us until 9th April innit? should i be thankful or an ingrate??? people say they'd rather be in school when the break is extended. when they have to go back to school, they say they'd rather have the stupid break, after all...so what is it that we really want? Suddenly, the job of Education Minister doesn't seem so appealing anymore. (anyway i think he's a dork. so there =P)

What's the most sorrowful English alphabet?? Why?? can you substantiate that alphanumerics actually have feelings? Maybe 5 is someone who can't stop laughing cuz his face is all screwed up and his mouth is wiiiide open...maybe the person who invented these great symbols had different mood swings when thinking each one up...crazy asses. lols...yes let's not digress too far...can you explain why???? who is the Sorrowful One??
the letter F...because of FBI (hokkien: F bei ai...sorrow~~~ -.-!

wow i think i can see pools of sweat now...maybe it'll form the world's first-ever 37 deg C Olympic-sized swimming pool...But it will be very salty and have a high concentration of solutes. If you go and swim in there you may just shrivel up. hahahaa...yes i am evil. So sue me. =P wells...here's another blog for you to enjoy...it belongs to my mei Phyllis...here...miss ya by the way. yes...Monday comesssss....enjoy~ hahaha ciao!

Saturday, April 05, 2003

bleargh. if you build models, and if you are a beginner, here are colours for you to avoid....because i had a headache from painting those f**king assholes today...
1) Greys of all sorts 4) duck-egg Green
2) White 5) White again!
3) Silver 6) camouflage colours

why am i ranting like this? read on and you shall understand...yes after 9 days of solvent fumes, painted fingers, getting a massive headache on glue and everything, my starfighter is almost done. perhaps i shall give you a short history of it all...The Rocket with a Man in It. The most dangerous aircraft to fly in the world. The first aircraft to break Mach 2 (for the uninitiated, twice the speed of sound) it was a flop in the United States because of its high casualty rate, however, it was HUGE worldwide...after Germany ordered the Starfighter as the F-104G, almost the whole of Europe followed suit...talk about copycatting! yes...in Europe they adopted a two-tone grey-green camouflage...which gave me an ass of a time to paint...and to top it all off, i had to do a farking WHITE tail. guess i painted it four times. hahaha...oh wells...

and yet another dreary day today has turned out to be. i have NO homework whatsoever, just having to revise for German (which isn't really very much) and scream at people...oh here's a way to learn a language...listen! if you don't know it yet i am listening to German radio everytime i am online...why? do i like hitler? no. but he saved 6 million Germans from unemployment. remember that. and while hitler was certainly no genius, bush definitely has all his brains in his balls....but let us not get into a political debate because i would be treated to coffee by some Men in Black later....

If i have 5 apples in my left hand and 4 in my right each of mass 150 g, considering that mass is spaced out evenly, and given that g = 9.81 m/s^2, what do i have??
sheesh i have very big hands

i am going to be killed by boredom! can i go out soon?! hahahaha...bleah. just...bleah. and yeah, whatever! =D

Friday, April 04, 2003

Hmm, gonna put down a dream here so i won't forget it. I dreamt i was with 3 more friends...one of which was chunwee...and we were taking turns to dig...SOMETHING. i don't know what it is, but i recall a lot of running around with shovels and shift-working. what does it mean?!

hey again...second time in two hours? hahaha...that's because i am bored! bleargh...by the way...i'm still setting up this thing, i.e. getting the guestbook and all that whatnot...i think i am getting fat. why? according to what my friend says, a proton splits up into particles much heavier than the original thing! well, he was always the mad one. hahaha...i was thinking about this just now...hahaha...my online entertainment is coming up now...do you listen to web radio? i do, especially to those broadcasting from Germany...hahaha...i'll cut and paste my entertainment later...it's juicy stuff...really hahaha...meanwhile let me rant and say my piece...

if i have a rocket and a bicycle, how can i travel faster on the bicycle than the rocket?!?! How is that possible?! If you had given it some thought, you would have thought it impossible. and with my stupid ah gua internet connection, it seems impossible too that i will complete this great entry in time. how can i travel faster on the bicycle! Is ATP really a more efficient fuel than hydrogen peroxide and hydrazine? If you could ever scientifically prove that, you would be very rich in a very short time!
...sheesh, don't fire the rocket lah!

If you have the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City soundtrack, DJ Toni of Flasm FM is hot. but i prefer listening to Fever 105...where there's a fever...but then again...i am afraid of sars and i don't want to die.

ooh yeah...if you have the time check out my dear jiejie, Samantha's blog... right here. now she's real hot, so read and begone...jie: if yoo ever read this don't hurt me yup. we already live in a world of pain...

haha my meimei is calling chunwee er xin. zhanjiang is stupid although he claims he isn't. my eyes are going to bulge out of their sockets. which means that i should go and sleep! good thursday morning to you all! Oh, entertainment is cancelled. hahaha...like all good shows, they're always cancelled!

Thursday, April 03, 2003

Ranting. And raving. wells welcome to my world i guess...people would ask what my world is about. what is your world then? hahaha...i think i am going crazy. and i think coke is evil because it reduces my endurance. it may be an illogical fear but prove it and you shall be well on your way to a Nobel prize (or the destruction of Coca-Cola Inc., in any case.) oh...this is running on the radio now...hallo, ich bin DJ BOBO aus der Schweiz und ich komme nach Berlin. Do i live in Germany? no. hahaha...the wonders of the internet, linking everyone together...the world does not revolve around us, as we all know. Long ago, people thought so, but this is totally untrue. Except in my case. wells...boredom kills doesn't it? such that i have taken to attempt building my model plane again...what, can't i have a hobby? it's been going on for the past...7 days? i spend 3 hours in an environment of solvent, paint, colouring my fingers and sometimes sticking them...haha...it IS the end of the day, but the bottom of the night...what will tomorrow hold? wait and watch, ye....

Oh....did...nah nevermind.